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Neko is hilarious.

Anyone that knows her, knows her loud infectious belly laughter, knows her panache for doodie fart jokes, and then, repeating them, once she gets that she’s made the adults laugh.

Over the past few weeks, the following genius things have come out of her mouth:

Example 1:

Neko: Ima, you’re a girl. And abba is a boy.

Savta:  And what am I?

Neko:  You’re a monkey. Hehehehe

Example 2:

Keren: Neko, put on these white socks.

Neko: No, ima, these are for dress-up.

Keren: Who told you that?

Neko: Myself

Example 3:

Keren: Would you like a baby brother or sister?

Neko: I want a brother

Keren:  Well, where is he going to come from?

Neko:  Israel.

Example 4:

Keren: Neko, what do you want for breakfast?

Neko: Sushi!

Keren: Huh?

Neko:  That’s so funny, Ima.  It’s not dinner, it’s breakfast. hahahahah

Example 5:

E-E:  What are you drawing?

Neko: A kangaroo.

E-E:  Wow, that’s a big word.

Neko: No, it’s not a big word. It’s a kangaroo!

One year ago: Jewish Stuff

Two years ago: Ice Storm