nekominimode

We take this post to welcome Issac Kusminsky Zublatt to our world and to congratulate his parents on joining the over whelmed under slept over anxious totally in love and completely overjoyed parenthood land.

They don’t realize this yet, but he’s been picked as neko’s future man.

She’s planning on teaching him a few things before they eventually catch up to each other (plus minus 28 years):

1. How to be the quintessential Brooklyn baby: hipster style with effortless chic.
2. Say things in Hebrew with the proper ‘cha’ sound, like humus (try it, it tickles your throat).
3. How to be the center of attention for the next 40 years, or until his parents get a new car or maybe the latest wii accessorie.
4. At around 8 weeks into his life, when his mom thinks she’s got the mojo and the whole thing down, and has succeeded in getting him dressed, diaper bag packed and even herself showered, all in under 3.5 hours…well, then, neko’s got the secret joke to share with Isaac:  diaper explosion so bad it leaks out of the onesie into the brand new Uppa…right in the elevator ride down….
5. How to be the best and sweetest and cutest little dude ever born (he was well worth that extra wait)
6. And, let’s not forget, to follow Neko around and be her best buddy for years…..